|"Thanks for waiting. The doctor will see you now." (My caption)|
Friday, October 31, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014
“When you’re planning the perfect Christmas … the gifts, the lights, the decorations, the parties, the cards, don’t forget the most important item on the list—Christ.” ― Toni Sorenson, Author
that where I am, you may be also." (John Chapter 14) Those are some really good things to think about. Have a blessed day and may God be with us all. Amen. ....More later.
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
"May you someday become as creative at work as you are in coming up with excuses for not coming to work."
- Employee just put a casserole in the oven.
- Employee’s plastic surgery needed some "tweaking" to get it just right.
- Employee was sitting in the bathroom and her feet and legs fell asleep. When she stood up she fell and broke her ankle.
- Employee had been at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning.
- Employee woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it.
- Employee got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn't get out.
- Employee had a gall stone and they wanted to heal it holistically.
- Employee caught their uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.
- Employee accidentally got on a plane.
"The tiles, A,E,I,O, and U were discovered in a dead scrabble players stomach. Vowel play is suspected." (Those were copied from a joke thread out on the internet.) Okay. I'm finished. But just for today. Take care and know that even if you lose your grip, God never loses His grip on those who are His own. (Gospel of John, Chapter 10, Verse 28) Amen. ....More later.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
|Terri and Loren Hill|
Monday, October 27, 2014
"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first." ~ David H. Comins, Author
Friday, October 24, 2014
"Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address. Love, mom" (copied)
Thursday, October 23, 2014
“Remembrance of things past is not necessarily the remembrance of things as they were.” ― Marcel Proust
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
“Trivia are not knowledge. Lists of facts don't comprise knowledge. Analyzing, hypothesizing, concluding from data, sharing insights, those comprise knowledge. You can't google for knowledge.” ― Elaine Chaika, Professor and Freelance Writer
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
"Each person is an enigma. You're a puzzle not only to yourself but also to everyone else, and the great mystery of our time is how we penetrate this puzzle." ~ Theodore Zeldin, Oxford scholar, Author
Monday, October 20, 2014
Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage? Because it's grounds for divorce... ~ I haven't had my cup yet, so it would be a real grind to try to come up with one. ~ What did the mama coffee bean say to her kid who was too wired on caffeine to go to sleep? You'd better go to sleep right now or you're grounded! ~ People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning. I reply, “No, I just bring her some coffee!” ~ If you have a picture of your favorite coffee mug on your favorite coffee mug, you may be drinking too much coffee. ~ I would add something here but let's face facts. To me, coffee is no joking matter!
Friday, October 17, 2014
"Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday." ~ Napoleon Hill, American Author, (1883-1970)
Thursday, October 16, 2014
"The happiness of the creature consists in rejoicing in God, by which also God is magnified and exalted." ~ Jonathan Edwards
|Our new Pastor, Bro. Brian Baldwin and his family.|