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It is Wednesday, March 16, 2011 and I bid you welcome to my world, where the wheel spins and spins, and where it will stop, no one knows. You may not have noticed but some scientists are reporting that the earthquake in Japan actually altered the axis of the earth causing our day to be shortened by 1.8 millionths of a second. Okay, we are in good company because I never noticed it either. I could say something here about how that time flies but someone would likely think it to be inappropriate. Just thinking about those who measure and calculate these types of metrics is enough to give me a headache. It reminds me of some comments made by our Savior as He tried to communicate with the Jewish religious leaders: "Then the Pharisees and Sadducees came, and testing Him asked that He would show them a sign from heaven. He answered and said to them, “When it is evening you say, ‘It will be fair weather, for the sky is red’; and in the morning, ‘It will be foul weather today, for the sky is red and threatening.’ Hypocrites! You know how to discern the face of the sky, but you cannot discern the signs of the times. A wicked and adulterous generation seeks after a sign, and no sign shall be given to it except the sign of the prophet Jonah.” And He left them and departed." (Matthew's Gospel, Chapter 16, Verses: 1-4) We are very capable of discerning many things, including millionths of a second, but often we stumble over that which is most important, that which has a lasting impact, that which will make a difference for time and eternity.
200,000 Chinese folks show up at a beach resort. |
I suppose we could close out with some favorite oxymorons. Simply stated, an oxymoron is two cojoined but contradictory terms. An example would be: deafening silence. Many are funny but only in the eye of the beholder. For instance, a music purist might think the words country and music put together to be a huge contradiction while those who like a little twang for their listening pleasure might see it quite differently. There are so many to choose from but taking into consideration my caveat about how one might see it differently, I'll give you some that caught my attention. Fresh frozen; act naturally; agree to disagree; awfully nice; well-known secret; vegetarian hamburger; dry ice; doing nothing; appear invisible; current history; eyes wide shut; fat free ice cream; going nowhere; gold silverware; and terribly good. I could have listed a few of the more famous ones, like: resident alien; true replica, government intelligence, clearly misunderstood; sanitary landfill; almost exactly, and for those who have to try and make computers operate effectively, the leading one is Microsoft Works, and on that one I could spend hours because it often is in practice, Microsoft Rarely Works. But, these are just samples. You can come up with some of your own. Some say that marital bliss would be at least a candidate but not in my home, but I might be able to come up with at least one good one if I think about it long enough. Meanwhile, I will withhold any further potentially dangerous comments and bid you farewell until we meet again. May God bless. Amen. ......More later.
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