I am the way and the truth and the life.
In case you didn't have any April Fool's Day foolery, here are a few quips that may or may not be giggle-worthy. ~ I stayed up all night to see where the sun went but it finally dawned on me. ~ A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. ~ I've had many jobs. I couldn't concentrate in an orange juice factory; wasn't suited to be a tailor; Muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn't cut it as barber; wasn't noteworthy as a musician; did not have patience to be a doctor; didn't fit in the shoe factory; job at the pool maintenance company was too draining; and I found out there was no future as a historian. ~ Does anyone know why dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. ~ At least drug stores understand life. That's why the anniversary and sympathy cards are side by side. ~ Ninety-eight percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils. ~ I know. Some of them are more gag-worthy than giggle-worthy, but, I did waste several minutes finding them on about a dozen different sites and message boards. Maybe at least one of them brought a small upturn of the lips. Even that can help. Some. Enjoy your day and may God bless us all is my prayer. Amen. ...More later.