I moved to the Houston area in 1969. The wife and boys joined me in January 1970. That's quite a spell, nearing 44 years. I recently read a little ditty that might be somewhat of a case of insider info, but, I thought it was funny, therefore, I want to share some of it today. Those who are unfamiliar with this area may not get it, but that's okay. You probably have your own special connections. The list starts out by saying, "You might be from Houston if..." ~ You're on your way to work one February morning and suddenly you're trapped in a traffic jam caused by a chuck wagon and fifty horses --with riders-- and you look around to see that everybody in the cars around you are wearing cowboy hats. ~ We may have the only farm-to-market roads with 7 lanes. ~ You have to turn on the air conditioning in January, two days after a low of 29 degrees. ~ Your roach story goes like this... One day you open your flatware drawer to find a roach the size of the Taco Bell Chihuahua. The roach stood up and looked you straight in the eye. You closed the drawer, bought new flatware --and from then on you've stored it in the oven. ~ When you see your neighbor dancing around the front yard but you don't think he's won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes; you know he just stepped in a fire ant bed. ~
And, it continues. ~ You come to work in short-sleeves and walk out at noon to find a "blue-tailed norther" has blown through, and the temperature has dropped 40 degrees in a matter of minutes. ~ Your neighbor's Christmas yard decorations look like a re-creation of the gunfight at the OK Corral, complete with a ten-foot tree decorated with boots and cowboy hats, and a Santa Claus who looks like Wyatt Earp. ~ You are immediately familiar with the phrases, 'Luv ya blue', 'The Dream', 'Killer Bees', 'Save you money!', 'Sliiiime in the ice machine', and you learned a long time ago that 'Dad gummit' has nothing to do with your father or his lack of dental hygiene. Okay. That will do for today. There were several more and I could very much identify with each and everyone of them. This doesn't mean that I am attached here forever. I still love Louisiana and I even love more that home that awaits me in heaven. You know that home the Apostle Paul talked about, "...to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord." I hope that we all can see each other up there, someday. Have a great day and may God bless each one. Amen. ...More later.
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