I had two interesting observations made about me this week. Neither came from me.
The first came from a lady in the grocery store who gave me her opinion on something I knew absolutely nothing about. She was older and looked somewhat disheveled. She said, “I want you to know I am aware of how you are showing up in the same place I am. Now you know that I know. That’s all I have to say.” She appeared to be a wee bit off, so I chose not to respond. I just shrugged my shoulders and fetched the milk I had come for. That was a first for me.
Next, I was on the phone with the folks at the animal clinic where we take Lil Miss Biscuit. I wanted to know why they kept sending notices saying I was behind on her checkups and treatment regimen. I had just taken her in for her annual checkup in July. It seems they are offering an optional extensive blood test, and that’s what the notices were about. Her next annual checkup isn’t due until next July.
While I had the lady on the phone, I asked about the process for approving Biscuit’s special, all-inclusive, once-a-month pill. I use a pet pharmacy in Miami, Florida, and they always seem to have trouble getting the prescription approved. She said she would put a note in the file. I also mentioned that the new pill costs considerably more than the one we used before. The previous pill, recommended by the clinic, was supposedly the best on the market. Now that the clinic has changed brands, the new one is the best on the market.
She said there was a note in the file.
When I got off the phone, my son observed that I sounded like a grumpy old man.
I was only stating the facts.
That’s my story on this Friday, October 30, 2026, and I am sticking to it.
I am. I really am.
I, of course, not only denied the allegation, but I also denied the alligator. After all, I was only stating the facts as I knew them. I certainly didn’t intend for my tone to come across that way.
It reminds me of when I used to tell my grandfather about a mishap. I would say it wasn’t my intention for things to turn out that way. He would look me straight in the eyes and ask, “What, then, was your intention?”
That little episode with the animal clinic tells me I have not arrived. I am a work in progress, and I have a long way to go in reflecting my Savior in every conversation. You do understand, right, Vern?
The photo above shows me checking out “the suit” before showing up for official photos. I am a wee bit smaller than I was last year, thank God, but that does create some issues with how the suit fits. I’ve mentioned before that most Santas tend to be rather large. That means my suit, the smallest I could find, fits a fellow much larger than I am, but we figure out ways to make it work.
We didn’t notice the pinkish hue on some of the white parts of our uniforms when we picked them up from the specialty dry cleaners. Given the animal clinic conversation, though, I think I’ll wait until another day before calling them. Perhaps I’ll make that call from my upstairs office. With the door shut. Ha.
Have a great end to the workweek as we prepare to begin a new week on Sunday by gathering with other believers to hear from God as His Word is shared. Let’s hope the sermon won’t be on how our words come across to others.
Yikes and Amen.
















