I do need to update my report on the toilet paper caper from last week. I did not know all the facts. The paper I referred to was not, I repeat, was not, the product I purchased at the big box store. It was some my wife had gotten as a joke so I suppose it was a prank. Some people like pranks. Some do. I don't think on a scale of one to ten that I register at all in terms of enjoying being pranked. You can put a period after that. When I think of all of that stuff I wrote and how down I was to have purchased such an inferior product only to find out the truth, it does prove up one of my longstanding idioms. Nothing is as wrong as when you are convinced you are right and take action accordingly. My wife has since remedied the situation and the stuff I actually purchased, while not our regular brand, is more than adequate. And, yes, it is soft too. However, my being wrong did produce a pretty decent story about the thin and scratchy toilet paper. It's important to remember I did not make up the story. It was the facts on the ground as I knew them. Now I know the truth. Now you know the truth. Now we move on. Mercifully.
I knew it had to happen. I wasn't surprised. But, the extent of the lapse is what really got me. I finally went all the way in getting my days and nights mixed up. I went all day long this past Thursday thinking it was Wednesday. I did all my Wednesday stuff but none of my Thursday stuff. I didn't really even realize it until Friday morning. We have set routines. I lost one whole day of my routine and I took my wife down the path with me. Thanks to the little gray cells that played hooky all day. Thanks to my age for being a legitimate excuse. And, thanks to the stay-at-home quarantine that escalated this situation. Oh well, spilled milk and all of that stuff which makes for a good saying but does nothing to regain that lost day. And, what about the whiplash? This is what can happen when you are doing Thursday things on Friday. It's quite dangerous and I would say be very careful if you try it at home. The other thing you learn is how that when you are 70 plus and counting, much of what you do or don't do doesn't really amount to a hill of beans. If fact, it's hardly worth mentioning but since mentioning is what I do here, that's why it showed up today. For those who say, don't worry about it, move on. My response, that's easy for you to say. I'll say so long for now on what I believe to be this Monday and see how the rest of the day goes. Take care and may God bless us, one and all. Amen. .....More later.
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