Please don't write and ask if I have any idea about the deep meaning implied in the title I chose today. It used night and owls as a metaphor, therefore, I grabbed it. If you want to know more you will have to check with the lady who said it. I have never disclaimed the fact of how I can be, at times, a slow learner. We have been mostly at home and mostly in our house since March. It dawned on me the other day why we go through so much food here. I know. The obvious joke: You know you have a problem when you step on the scales and it says, 'One at a time please.' We have that proof here in case you wondered. But, think about it, we have typically two to two and one half-prepared meals per day and snacks too. I have found myself standing and looking into the refrigerator. Just standing there. Looking. I can hear my mom, "Son, nothing has changed since the last time you looked just a few minutes ago." In fact, I can hear me saying the exact same thing to our boys. There's no telling how many quarantine related conditions will be recognized when and if we get through this. They are already working on it. I looked through some of a paper written with this title: The Psychological Impact of Quarantine and How to Reduce It. This work product included 24 different papers written on the subject. I can see it now. The lawyer ads will be coming to a media outlet near you. "Friends, have you been injured by the imposition of these lockdowns and quarantines, call us today to see if you qualify for financial relief." If that happens, don't forget, you read it here first.
One lady said she washes up all her different sets of pajamas on Sunday. That way she has her work clothes ready to go for the week. I asked the wife one day about makeup. She said there's little need because once you don the mask no one can see if you have it on or not. Unless you are a recognized wordsmith, you might not be familiar with using the word don as a verb. Just to be clear, here is the information on it, "don, a transitive verb as in to put on (an article of clothing) donned his hat and gloves or to wrap oneself in." You probably remember that line from the Christmas song, "Don we now our gay apparel." Another lady reported how real the stress has been for her and the kids during the isolation. She said her young daughter one day asked if she had been adopted to which the mom replied, "Not yet honey, I only put the ad out yesterday." It's pretty hard to have a birthday party these days. You can sing happy birthday but due to contamination concerns, no one is allowed to blow out the candles. As far as social distancing is concerned, I might want to start with practicing it with my refrigerator and the cabinet where the snacks are stored. One commentator guessed we would come out of this stay-at-home scenario with two different outcomes: Some brand new excellent cooks or Some with a new drinking problem. Another person said they so looked forward to taking out the trash each week and deciding what they will wear. Okay. I likely overstayed my welcome, but, hopefully, there was something that helped us all to deal with the far too much frowning we find ourselves engaged in. Until next time, may God bless. Amen. .....More later.
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